Because, believe it or not, crows are the smartest, most adaptable birds on the planet [look it up for yourself].
Crows know how to survive and thrive regardless of the environment, conditions, or challenges.
And they are relentless - no matter how many times you shoosh them off, they keep coming back for more.
They are black which to us is a symbol of knowing how to “run in the black”, and that means making money!
Besides, just like many of your customers, they will eat nearly anything.
They are our mascots and they will assist in providing you plenty of food for thought. They will be featured in side-bars and teasers, and they will assist in sharing ideas [AND INSIDER SECRETS] to pocketing more profits that can be easily implemented with very little hassle and with ample rewards.
Sure, on occasion the crows can be a bit sarcastic and a tad edgy, but the approach will help you engage in improving your profits as we shine the light on mediocrity – EVEN IF THE SLACKER IS YOU!
In the end, we all hope that you like our messages and our unique approach, and we intend to provide you with a bit of entertainment while we force feed you our form of bird seed. But mostly, we hope that you pocket more profits – after all, you are a FOR-PROFIT entity.
And then ... you will really have something to CROW about!
